Showing posts with label Things I Like. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Things I Like. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Politically Correct Midgets


You know, North America has really gone overboard with the whole political correctness thing. We have to be so careful what we call anyone anymore. Now, I'm sure from those of you who know me, my love for midgets comes as no surprise. I love them in so many ways, and may further this with a separate blog entry on what I would do with a midget if and when I have that opportunity. 


But what I want to touch on today is how upset I am with the "politically correct term" that midgets have to endure. I mean really, come on, who thinks that being called "vertically challenged" is any better or less condescending than midget. So, I have come up with a term that I feel is demonstrative of my affection for the world's "little people".

From this point on, I shall refer to them as 
the Gravitationally Loved.

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